Glaring differences between kopi tiams & restorans

Non-aircon coffee shops
1. Wear like a slob. Can even wardrobe malfunction.
2. Get all sweaty.
3. No receipt.
4. Pay cash.
5. Can scratch your balls while eating.
6. Talk loudly & shout obscenities.
7. Order 10 dishes with beer for $70.
8. No menu.
9. Poorly renovated. Décor sucks but Old World Charm.
10. Can dig your nose & pick your tooth openly.
11. Uncles or ah sohs shout your orders across.

Aircon restaurants
1. Dress like a snob and wear perfume from head to toe.
2. Won’t sweat, cause got air con, mah.
3. Got receipt.
4. Pay by credit cards and clock your points.
5. Can't really scratch your balls too openly, but can cross yer legs tightly.....tide over the itch.
6. Talk quietly and eat delicately.
7. Order 10 dishes with beer for $200.
8. Got menu.
9. Nicely renovated. Chic décor.
10. Cannot dig your nose and have to pick your tooth clandestinely.
11. Waiters use palmtops to write your orders.