Monday, April 30, 2007

Fads in April 2007

1. David James have kept 142 Premiership clean sheets and counting.
2. Man Utd's Cristiano Ronaldo is the PFA Player of the Year and Young Player of the Year. The first player to win both awards in the same season since 1977.
3. Michael Owen is finally about to return...
4. David Dein leaves Arsenal.
5. 32 people died in The Virginia Tech Massacre.
6. Poland and Ukraine are the joint hosts of Euro 2012.
7. Hooray! Spurs got dumped out of the UEFA Cup. They are also never gonna finish higher than the Gunners this season. No more final day tummy upset excuses, please!
8. Man Utd scored a Magnificent Seven against Roma in the Theatre of Dreams.
9. 3 out of the 4 semi-finalists in the Champions League are English clubs.
10. Flamini wants out!
11. Thailand bans YouTube.
12. 12.2% of Arsenal belongs to Stan Kroenke.
13. I saw police brutality, or maybe, law enforcement on telly during the Roma vs Man Utd match. It was awful to see.
14. Asia's richest woman, Nina Wang died.
15. Lama Rinpoche, aged 4 visited Singapore.

In cruise control

I reckon this was one match which Arsenal would have won easily. Even the inept Baptista scored. Boy, did he score so early into the match. I was still at the kitchen, opening my kropok and Heineken.

There was total Arsenal domination from start to finish. Quite strangely, Fulham even managed to equalized. It was Lehmann’s mistake as he punched weakly to the path of Simon Davies. The ex-Spurs player lobbed and scored.

Adebayor hit a real stunner for Arsenal to take the lead again. The Cesc had provided the perfect through-ball for him to chase on, coupled with a slight body feint, the Togolese smash home with a swerving shot. The third came via a penalty. Ex-Gunner Moritz Volz’s poor challenge left Hleb sprawling to the ground. Captain Gilberto scored from the spot.

The 3 -1 scoreline was flattering. It could have been more… Antti Niemi was simply outstanding for Fulham.

Fourth place is assured. Now the Gunners could gun for third spot. Unless Liverpool slipped…

Sunday, April 29, 2007

One more year

Great news! Jens Lehmann to stay on for one more year. This guy is quite exceptional and I’m happy he is staying. For someone to oust Oliver Kahn as Germany’s No 1, he can’t be that bad.

When Jens would leave eventually, I hope Arsenal could sign someone like Buffon or Casillas as replacement. Almunia or Poom are not quite up there yet.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Denied at the death

What a North London Derby. The Gunners were all over Spurs, dominated through and through….went behind, equalise, took the lead and the match ended all square with a last-gasp equalizer by the inept Spurs team.

Firstly, the offside given against Ljungberg was definitely dubious. I thought the Swede's neat flick to Adebayor and the strike, itself was superb. The game soon swung to Arsenal’s favour once Fabregas came on for the injured Ljungberg. The Cesc changed the course of the game and Arsenal were in cruise control thereafter.

Arsenal’s first goal came from Kolo Toure, he was quick to pounce when the Tottenham defence went static. Arsenal’s second was from the hardworking Adebayor. He climbed high above everyone to head past Robinson.

All I can say is that Spurs were lucky to escape with a 2-2 draw and avoided a defeat in front of their long suffering fans. My guess is that Martin Jol must have heave a sigh of relief... his team were lucky.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

9 out of 10 in the Richter scale

This was the big news of the day. Vice-Chairman of Arsenal, David Dein has left Arsenal with immediate effect. The reason cited was “irreconcilable differences”.

Wow. I reckon the next wild speculation would be the exodus of Wenger and key players… What a season it turns out to be.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

The revival continues...

A second win in a row. The football that Arsenal dished out in the first half was simply amazing. Cesc Fabregas scored again…Wow! The Gunners are on the roll.

Hleb and Rosicky’s speed and skill outdo the crowded City’s midfield for long spells. The first Arsenal goal came when Diaby pressured City’s defence on the right. The overlapping Eboué sent a cross and it was met by a darting Rosicky.

The second goal was sheer brilliance from Fábregas. The young Spaniard volleyed home from the edge of the box. The third goal came from the forgettable Beast. Hleb bulldozed his way through in the 80th minute for Baptista to finish off easily. Thank God, he did not miss.

Hey, after beating Bolton and Man City… the Gunners are now third!

Monday, April 16, 2007

The not so first XI: Past and Present

I’ve previously put up a Dream Team post. Now, it is time for the not so first XI. At times, I really wonder how on earth did they ever got snapped up to be a Gunner.

GOALKEEPER
Richard Wright
This guy showed much promise. He was even in the reckoning to be England’s No 1. Somehow, he fizzled….

DEFENDERS
Oleg Luzhny
I thought he was the heir apparent to Lee Dixon. Alas, he was not. I think Lauren was converted to right back because of him.

Igors Stephanovs
This Latvian is so forgettable. I only remember him as the culprit behind the 6-2 defeat by Man Utd years ago.

Philippe Senderos
This youngster showed so much promise in some youth tournament with Switzerland. He was hot property then. I’m not so sure about that now. It is painful whenever he squares off against Drogba.

Pascal Cygan
This bald guy is quite the weakest link. I was surprised he wasn’t sold off any earlier. Maybe no takers.

MIDFIELDERS
Eddie McGoldrick
He is the one with that Elvis hairdo. After a 90 minute workout, the fringe is still there. Incredible.

Glenn Helder
He came to Highbury with those Ruud Gullit dreadlocks and deadly step-overs. Over time, I conclude that Ruud Gullit, he is definitely not.

John Jensen
This tough tackler’s only claim to fame was by scoring only a single goal in his entire Highbury career. I remember that goal was a curler against QPR. I actually think T-shirts with the slogan “I saw Jensen scored against QPR” can sell….back then.

STRIKERS
Christopher Wreh
I only knew that he was George Weah’s relative. Only significant contribution was that winner against Wolves… in a Cup semi, I guess. Not sure was it FA or League Cup, though. Yah, those somersaults too…if he did manage to score.

Julio Baptista
I give up……

Jeremie Aliadiare
I also give up…

Sunday, April 15, 2007

On course for No. 4

I was rejoicing after the final whistle. The Gunners sort of cemented fourth spot. Not only that, they also beat the bogey team, Bolton.

Le Sulk drew first blood for Bolton early in the match. Rosicky levelled the scoreline when he sneaked past Hunt, the static Bolton defender to score. Fabregas scored the winner at the start of the second half. As he gathered a pass from Gilberto, it was magical from then on. The young Spaniard skipped past one, wrong footed another and then composed himself to score.It was his first Premiership goal in 11 months!

The referee was great… he turned a blind eye to Eboue’s handball late in the match. Hope it is a start of an upturn of fortunes…for awhile, I saw hunger and urgency in this Arsenal side.

Pure superiority turned into victory.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Quite a yawn

It was a pretty lacklustre display by a weary Arsenal team. Luckily, there was no fourth consecutive Premiership defeats in the trot. It was their first goalless draw in 15 months.

I felt Diaby tried hard to link an attacking game plan with Emmanuel Adebayor. The overall effect was lightweight and hardly threatened. When the Gunners did go forward, the Newcastle defence crowded them out. How I wish Titus Bramble played.

Not much action till the 84th minute when Solano cleared off his line. The only excitement in this drab match was the Lehmann, Gallas and Taylor skirmish.

Let’s hope confidence is restored for this Saturday’s match against Bolton, the bogey team.

Monday, April 09, 2007

From 3rd to 1st World: The ills of the construction industry

I met up with my old army buddies the other day. The usual “what are u doing now” and the “where are u working” stuff. Another one chipped, still in construction? Another guy added, your industry is one which sells “Man-Year” like nobody’s business.

I was like, huh, yah….how you know. Everyone chorus that everybody knows. It was like an open secret. Gee…even those in other sectors also know. The construction industry really sucks, I thought to myself.

Another buddy added that he had just sold his construction business and is washing his hands off this industry that has taken much of his time…day and night, 24/7. While yakking about how nice it was to leave this industry…he gave us a lowdown on how low some contractors would stoop to… it was on how they would systematically cheat on their workers and oops, taxes.

Let’s draw this picture:
A contractor employing 30 foreign workers and 10 local “phantom” workers. Their total staff strength in the books would be 40.

Let’s say the contractor made (Net terms) a profit of two million dollars. It has to pay income tax which may amount to some S$400,000 or more. Foreign labour is cheap…the contractor probably enjoys a substantial benefit from there. They probably pay their foreign workers, a salary range of between S$400 to S$600 per month.

It is common knowledge that workers’ passports are being held by the contractor. The foreign workers have a FIN number. This card will be used by the contractor to apply for a password, needed for online transactions such as income tax filing, etc.

An errant contractor would use their FIN number and passwords to file tax their tax returns online. While the foreign workers are paid between S$400 to S$600 a month, the contractor could file online tax returns with their salaries as between S$1500 to S$1900 per month. For 30 workers, the salary expenditure shown can be an additional S$400,000 dollars or more, than what is actually paid to them. Plus another S$100,000 dollars put in as expenditure is claimed for medical expenses, those “non-existent” holiday travels to back home, overtime allowances, etc.

At the onset, the contractor would open bank savings accounts for their workers. Pretty common for their passbooks and ATM cards to be kept by the contractor. The company credits the monthly salary of S$1,900 dollars into their bank account and withdraws them using the ATM cards. The workers are then paid their actual salary of some S$600 in cash monthly.

He added that the contractor would make a bundle in tax savings with this method. All the worker levies and CPF contributions for the local “phantom” workers it paid out to the Government is more than offset by the income tax savings from this bright idea.

At the end of the day, the contractor got super cheap foreign labour, saves a bundle on taxes, and virtually employs “phantom” Singaporeans at a token amount of say, S$$60 per month.

Wonderful picture, the contractor got cheap labour and tax savings. It was no wonder that foreign labour is much welcomed to inject those savings on income tax and further down, “leasing” them out to other companies at S$60 or more a day as contract labour.

In retrospect, I think my previous employer might have done that. That creep didn’t pay my CPF and salaries and closed down his business. I remember seeing him zapping around town with his new beemers then. Real MF.

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Inspired goalkeeping... and the Hammer Double

Can somebody tell me how??? 30 shots and 14 corners and still lose 0-1.

The Gunners started the match in storming fashion. They really peppered the West Ham goalmouth with shots after shots. Robert Green, the West Ham custodian was simply top class. When he did got beaten, the woodwork saved them twice.

Really, Arsenal were at their best… beautiful passing, fluidity, great movements, plenty of purposeful running. The only problem was the failure to conjure a goal.

This match is also historic by virtue of being their first Premiership defeat at the Emirates and also the dubious honour of losing three Premiership games in a row in two years. Real arse luck!

My wife, who was earlier carrying my daughter and had since laid her to sleep…came to the hall and saw the scoreline at the telly… she just exclaimed, “West Ham also can beat them?” That really sums it up.

Not a fair result, but in football, it is always the results that matters. If this rot continues… fourth place also seems wobbly.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

My Dream Team

I've always dream about this. My Dream Team... of past and present Arsenal players. Here it goes...

Pat Jennings - GK
Lee Dixon - DR
Nigel Winterburn - DL
Tony Adams - DC
David O' Leary - DC
Robert Pires - ML
Marc Overmars - MR
Patrick Vieira - MC
Dennis Bergkamp - AM
Thierry Henry - FL
Ian Wright - FR

Hey, I think this team can even beat the Brazil of '82.

Monday, April 02, 2007

Running into the 12th season

I was at the 4D booth the other day. Saw the S-league poster. It was screaming… New season… in its 12th season. It was like…wow. It seems like yesterday when Singapore “left” the Malaysia Cup scene.

Anyway, I was thinking… has the standard of Singapore soccer improved by leaps and bounds? Another thought came to my mind…the vision for the national football team to qualify for World Cup 2010. It used to be Goal 2010, then Vision 2010….. the goal posts keep shifting. We are in 2007 now, it is just 3 years away from the realisation of this dream.

Quite simply, before we reach that stage, we probably have got to beat the likes of Japan, Korea, Australia or those Middle Eastern countries… on a regular basis to be Asian soccer kingpins. Apparently, we are not.

Coming back to the S-league. I am another sceptic observer. I confess… I have never gone to the stadiums to watch one single match. On the telly, yah, just a few minutes, before I switch channels.

At times, I wonder…are we able to lure better foreign players to our S-league? There are lots of great foreigners on the wrong side of 30. Youri Jjorkaeff, Teddy Sheringham, Kazu Miura, Edgar Davids, Hidetoshi Nakata, Christophe Dugarry, Dion Dublin, Stan Collymore, Roberto Baggio, Robert Prosinecki, Romario, Davor Suker, etc. My wish list can go on and on. Is it really impossible for such players to grace our football fields?

Whenever I watch the Asian Football Show on cable, I can’t help but feel that the S-league is a lower standard and poorer cousin to the J-league or K-league.

Actually not all the foreign players in Singapore were crappy. I remember players like Paulic Goran, Sixten Bostrom and the gem, Kimmo Tarkkio back then. They were pretty good. The good old days was when Farrer Park Dynamos and Farrer Park United dominated the local football scene.

Sunday, April 01, 2007

3 out of 4 ain't bad

It was just one of those days where I would hold my hands high and say that the better team won. I thought Arsenal could put up a fight…the defence was first choice stuff. I was wrong…

Well, it was one of those days when Toure had a real bad game and Crouch’s height and feet actually posed a problem. The nose job probably gave him that extra level of confidence. Let’s hope Crouch could provide more of such displays again if he is ever used in future England’s games.

Nevermind…three out of four ain’t bad. I hoped it might also spur Wenger to splash big on the transfer market come this summer and hopefully, to return the Beast to Real Madrid.

I have on previous occasions, harped about third spot. If such feeble attempts at football still persists… a fourth-place finish would be a reality. I guess the Gunners are pretty short on confidence at the moment. Let’s pick up with the West Ham game.